amywinehouseofficial:

when in doubt eat me out

(Source: chodeboy, via iamthewhitegirl)

sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

(Source: sorry, via cokeproblem)

amoying:

Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to

(via thisisnotmywand)

comealongraggedypond:

if you don’t like james potter you’re not allowed to say things like “i solemnly swear that i am up to no good" or "mischief managed" and you have to turn in your marauder’s map merchandise sorry i don’t make the rules

(via femmenerds573)

  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

(via femmenerds573)

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell